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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Knock Knock, Ow my face

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

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