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Two friends that are 11 years old are fighting with each other, and one of them says, " Shut the front door." The other friend replies, "We don't even have a front door, because we're both homeless, and we're never going to be adopted because we're on an island, that's how we became friends in the first place."

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

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"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

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What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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