- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

A mormon walks into a bar.

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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