Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

a man walked into a bar....

I named my son ps2 controller

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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