What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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