Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

i found waldo.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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