Lil Wayne's rapping career

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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why are balck people black because they are

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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