- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

when debbie meets downer

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

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