knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Two planes walk into an office building

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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