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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Knock, Knock! Go away!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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