What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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