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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

A: Do you like it B: No

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

What would u like to drink?

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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