What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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