- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Kys

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

A sober Amy Winehouse

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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