- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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