- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

so...um, yeah

can you touch your toes? no

2 + 2 = fish

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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