- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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