what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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