A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

womens rights

Anthony sucks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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