What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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tim has no humor

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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kk

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A bar walks into a man

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

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What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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