Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

The dewey decimal system

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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