Ebola

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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What is life? Paul.

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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