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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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