What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

The dewey decimal system

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

Anyone can post anything.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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