Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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