- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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