What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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