- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

whats worse than gill? nothing

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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