A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

why was the boy crying he had cancer

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Your Mom

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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