- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Stealth baseballs record

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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