What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

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Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

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The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

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How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

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