- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

miha kako si?

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

AIDS.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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