- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

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