Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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