- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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