- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

no really what are ur names?

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Who is John Galt?

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

a man makes a bad joke

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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