- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

I love pissing people off :P

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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