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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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