The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

charlie sheen becomes sober.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Penis chickens

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

i hate black people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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