- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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