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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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