- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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