Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

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Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

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A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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i like it in the mouth

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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