- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

where's mom I killed her

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Alchohol.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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