You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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VAL SUCKS

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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