Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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