why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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Do the roar!

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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