Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

your face is kinda funny

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

Anti Joke

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