the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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Women's Rights.

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-knock knock! -doors open

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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30cm = 0,3meters

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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