Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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A man with glasses and a cane walks out if a clothing store and accidentally bumps into a woman, knocking his hat off "Can't you watch where you're going?" the woman asks. The man then slaps her, knocking her to the ground. He picks up his new designer fedora, and drives off in his $90,000 Cadillac. The woman, after dusting herself off, gets the guy's plates, convinces a few witnesses to testify against the man, and informs the authorities of an assault. He was later arrested for assault as well as pimping and soliciting sex. He is found guilty in a court of law and is sentenced to 2-5 years in prison, and is doled a hefty fine.

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

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A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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