- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

why do asprins work? Because they're white

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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