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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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