Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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Im batman...suck it losers

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A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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