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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Banana Hamock.

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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