A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

Do the roar!

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

where's mom I killed her

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Justin Bieber.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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