Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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Women's Rights.

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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Anti Joke

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