what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

What did the man with no head say to the women?

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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