How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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I will create more jobs for americans

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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CAS

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

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