- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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