- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

Alright then, call me sometime then.

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Reading the Terms and Conditions

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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