Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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