- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

womens rights.

who is not good looking? mon morello

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

Ehh

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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