- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Wolfjob.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

I like the color potato.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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