One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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