What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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Neil Lewis

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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2 + 2 = fish

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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WILLY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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