- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

You know what's cool? Yep.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

2 + 2 = fish

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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