- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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