- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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