A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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i killed my family

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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