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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

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There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed. Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint. "Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister. "Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over." The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church. "That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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