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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

this website even though its hilarious.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

yolo your orange looks orange

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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